Profiles

Irving

Bio: Retired conductor, Metro North Commuter Railroad. Enjoys playing the ponies. On low-sodium diet.
Quote: "After 41 years working in uniform, I can now wear a new outfit every day. It's a beautiful thing."
Clothes: Neo-Classic Polo. Just right for a round of golf, a night of bowling or a game of poker. $15.00.

Mildred

Bio: Grandmother of nine. 1st runner-up, Des Plains, Iowa town pumpkin pie contest.
Quote: "My children haven't picked up the phone to call in six months. Why shouldn't
I spend my entire nest egg at Elder GAP? After all, you can't take it with you."
Clothes: Polka-Dot Canaster Blouse. 70% polyester, 30% faux silk. Red or blue on white. $13.99.

Seymour & Dorothy

Bio: Married 63 years. Bought stock in IBM back in '42, now live modestly off dividends.
Quote: "Not too fancy-schmancy, not too schlocky . . . that's why we put on the Elder GAP."
Clothes: She: Knee-high black hose. $2.49/pair. He: All-weather flasher's overcoat. $39.00.

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