"Boo Who! Let me back inside:
it's scary out here!!!!"
Yes, this CAN happen to YOUR inner child! You must be diligent: keep your inner child out of harm's way, and tucked safely in your psyche. Avoid the dreaded "Inner Child Exposed To The Outside World Reality Check Trauma Syndrome" at all costs!
Sociologists fear the implications of gangs of Inner Children, traumatized by exposure to the outside world, forming and roaming our city streets in search of that "lightness of being" that they enjoyed while on the "inside". This could, according to sociologists, create a "tear" in the very fabric of harsh reality, as we know it.
" This", according to renowned Pshychologist, Prof. O.B. Real," is NO laughing matter! We MUST remain serious at all costs: reality, as we know it, depends on it."
(but seriously folks........