He crept towards the sleeping beauty, thirsty for the nourishment that kept him alive and vital. The moonlight flooding through the french paned window reflected in his impeccably polished patent leather loafers: he leaned in closer to the exposed neck, the neck that beckoned his life forces. His mouth drew open, tiny beads of drool glistening on his alarmingly white incisors, the electricity of life pulsing through him. As his teeth made their first delicious contact with that neck, she belched, still asleep, and oblivious, and He was thrown back, back away from her. "AHHHHHH NO!" he bellowed as he folded into his ebony cape and disappeared into the night. Yes, the miracle of garlic: the miracle of carmalized garlic and brie to be exact. She slept soundly, obliviously venting tiny esophagal bombs that saved her life, for now....

SCULPTED DRACULA GOODIES etc. by Prof. Orgasmo:

"DRACULA" Stickpins
2 inch "POTTED DRACULA"
"DRACULA ON THE HALF-SHELL"
"NIGHTMARE CATCHERS"

"FANGS FOR THE LIFT!" photo greeting cards
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